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12 August 2007 @ 01:43 am
 "Me" [1:35 A.M.]:  AHHHH!!!
Pkilfesster [1:35 A.M.]: 
hello
"Me" [1:35 A.M.]: 
BABY BELUGA, HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
Pkilfesster [1:35 A.M.]: 
no!
"Me" [1:35 A.M.]: 
WHY.
Pkilfesster [1:36 A.M.]: 
i dont know why, i never question myself.
"Me" [1:36 A.M.]: 
NO THATS MY NAME MATEY WHY THE BELUGA CHASER.
"Me" [1:37 A.M.]: 
I THINK YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS
Pkilfesster [1:37 A.M.]: 
wjat the hell are you talking about?
"Me" [1:37 A.M.]: 
A GAME
Pkilfesster [1:37 A.M.]: 
oh.
"Me" [1:37 A.M.]: 
YES
Pkilfesster [1:37 A.M.]: 
dont know the game miss baluga
"Me" [1:38 A.M.]: 
MISTER WHY THE BELUGA CHASER AND I WILL EXPLAIN THE WEAK MINDED ALWAYS NEED EXPLANATIONS BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAK MINDED AND THEIR MINDS ARE WEAK.
Pkilfesster [1:38 A.M.]: 
sorry but i missed that last im
"Me" [1:39 A.M.]:  "Me" [1:38 A.M.]: 
MISTER WHY THE BELUGA CHASER AND I WILL EXPLAIN THE WEAK MINDED ALWAYS NEED EXPLANATIONS BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAK MINDED AND THEIR MINDS ARE WEAK.

THEY ALSO NEED THINGS TO BE REPOSTED ARRR~
Pkilfesster [1:39 A.M.]: 
what is a beluga chaser?
"Me" [1:40 A.M.]: 
A PERSON WHO CHASES BELUGAS.
"Me" [1:40 A.M.]: 
ITS LIKE SOMEONE WHO CHASES WHITE WHALES ONLY BRIGHTER
Pkilfesster [1:40 A.M.]: 
oh.  whats a beluga?
"Me" [1:40 A.M.]: 
ITS A BELUGA
Pkilfesster [1:41 A.M.]: 
now i undewrstand.
"Me" [1:41 A.M.]: 
GOOD
Pkilfesster [1:41 A.M.]: 
although i never chased one, miss
"Me" [1:41 A.M.]: 
IF YOU FIND IT TELL ME. MISTER WHY THE BELUGA CHASER
Pkilfesster [1:41 A.M.]: 
ok i will!
 Pkilfesster [1:44 A.M.]: 
i found one and let it go
"Me" [1:45 A.M.]: 
IS THAT SO WELL I FOUND A WHITE WHALE AND SEVEN OF THEM AND STUFFED AND MOUNTED THEM BECAUSE IM TWISTED AND PERVERTED THAT WAY.
Pkilfesster [1:45 A.M.]: 
you mounted them?
"Me" [1:45 A.M.]: 
SEVERAL TIMES

After this it gets boring.
 
 
Current Mood: relaxed
Current Music: Thanks for the memories- Fall out boy
 
 
randazzle
04 August 2007 @ 07:35 pm
 "Me" [7:16 P.M.]:  I think Hilary should stay out of the oval office.
"Me" [7:16 P.M.]: 
Women? I dont care.
Seamus Wylie [7:16 P.M.]: 
Which made me blink a lot. She's highly independent.
"Me" [7:16 P.M.]: 
Hilary, not so much.
Seamus Wylie [7:17 P.M.]: 
Ah, I don't mind Hilary. What's wrong with her?
"Me" [7:17 P.M.]: 
I dunno. Just..something.
"Me" [7:17 P.M.]: 
I cant even say what about her makes me go: ".........I dunno about this."
"Me" [7:17 P.M.]: 
I could be wrong.
"Me" [7:17 P.M.]: 
I'd vote for her over another republican, though.
"Me" [7:18 P.M.]: 
The economy really, really needs a democrat right now. XD
Seamus Wylie [7:18 P.M.]: 
Well, I'm going to watch when she has her GLBT forum on Logo. She seems to be the only candidate specifically TALKING to gay people.
"Me" [7:18 P.M.]: 
Oh. see. I dont even pay attention to that. XD
"Me" [7:19 P.M.]: 
Also, its a bad idea on her part, to really get too involved.
"Me" [7:19 P.M.]: 
Lets face it, being too gay friendly WILL politically hamstring her.
"Me" [7:19 P.M.]: 
Or get the White house attacked by rednecks.
Seamus Wylie [7:19 P.M.]: 
I know. It depends on what she says, really. But...it's brave of her.
"Me" [7:20 P.M.]: 
Well yeah.
"Me" [7:20 P.M.]: 
But you do that AFTER you get in office. XD
"Me" [7:20 P.M.]: 
Not before.
Seamus Wylie [7:20 P.M.]: 
And there is a rather large untapped voting pool there- I know a lot of gay people who don't vote at all, and if she can convince them to do so...
"Me" [7:21 P.M.]: 
Still. The majority arent. Annnnd I wouldnt hinge anything on our flawless election process anyway.
Seamus Wylie [7:22 P.M.]: 
It is nice to be acknowledged by any major candidate as anything more than a brief talking point in "controversial issues today."
"Me" [7:22 P.M.]: 
xD
"Me" [7:24 P.M.]: 
I guess I'm just not all that concerned with it. I've never been. I've always thought that being too much of an issue causes more problems than it solves. Breeds more prejudice, you know? Like, it makes it look like gay people are begging to be the new oppressed group and stirring trouble to that effect, which is how a lot of people view it. Not true, but that doesnt really matter in the real world. All that matters is largely how something looks. Making a fuss never looks good. XD
Seamus Wylie [7:25 P.M.]: 
Well, you're also not in a committed relationship and wishing you could have the tax breaks that one of you having a different set of genitalia could grant you.
Seamus Wylie [7:26 P.M.]: 
Not to mention medical decision making, and child custody issues.
"Me" [7:27 P.M.]: 
Well, no. I never said that gay people shouldnt be granted that, either. But I think comming on too strong about it, and approaching it so defensively isnt a good idea.
Seamus Wylie [7:27 P.M.]: 
I do agree some are too aggressive about it.
Seamus Wylie [7:27 P.M.]: 
And it makes me think they've never lived anywhere but a major city with a huge gay population.
"Me" [7:28 P.M.]: 
I mean, seriously. Someone needs to just propose something 'not marriage, but legally binding."
Seamus Wylie [7:28 P.M.]: 
I want marriage, but unlike some, I'll accept civil unions as something in the meantime.
"Me" [7:28 P.M.]: 
because thats the root of it anyway.
Seamus Wylie [7:28 P.M.]: 
For one thing, after people find out it's not that big a goddamn deal, feelings toward marriage tend to relax.
"Me" [7:29 P.M.]: 
Marriage is an idea. You dont need the state to recognize it to be married. You just need the legal part.
"Me" [7:29 P.M.]: 
Get the legal issue cleared up, and people can do and call it whatever the fuck they want in private. XD
Seamus Wylie [7:30 P.M.]: 
Oh, I know. When Jess and I have our ceremony, we will be calling it a marriage.
"Me" [7:31 P.M.]: 
Hmm. I almost wanna slap all this on my LJ. xD interesting conversation.
Seamus Wylie [7:32 P.M.]: 
Go ahead if you want to.
 
 
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randazzle
30 July 2007 @ 03:05 am
Now, Theres a Running joke here amongst us all about immaculate conception. I was fooling around with a picture of a lady in a Muu Muu, Making it look like Irina (All in good humor) When I wondered just WHAT that might look like. The act, you know?

Hmm.



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randazzle
Now, I love black people. A lot. I mean, I grew up around a lot of them.
In the ghetto. Or something. Southfloridameltingpotyaddahyaddahblahblahblah. 
But! Just recently I've read a series of stories  in the news about a female,black, basketball team being so offended by a single mans oppinions that they for some reason felt the need to trigger bringing down his radio show.

This is stupid.

Anyway, Heres my point: 
Chaos Reclaimed [8:42 AM]:  Imus triggered the uproar on his April 4 show, when he referred to the mostly black Rutgers women's basketball team as "nappy-headed hos." 

 ....
Thats it?
 Chaos Reclaimed [8:42 AM]:  He lost his show. XD
BaileyAMckearney [8:42 AM]:  lmao haha
BaileyAMckearney [8:42 AM]:  I think it's funny the bitches took it to heart
BaileyAMckearney [8:43 AM]:  "I feel so violated"  

Wait! Theres more.

 BaileyAMckearney [8:43 AM]:  wtf bitch.
Chaos Reclaimed [8:43 AM]:  What the hell was he thinking? PLEASE. They're black.
 Chaos Reclaimed [8:43 AM]:  I know thats racist all on its own, But black people can and WILL pull that whenever possible.

Which is what this post is really about. I mean, Honestly.
 Chaos Reclaimed [8:44 AM]:  You dont see white people bitching when every black comedian in existance makes fun of our asses. XD

DO WE? Yeah yeah. I seriously think women, black people, WHOEVER...Need to thicken their skins a little and stop being so retarded.

The ultimate Ran-Du has spaken.
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
randazzle
14 February 2007 @ 11:33 pm
[8:42 PM]:  Sorry. It's just been a long time since I've been able to flirt with someone!
Chaos Reclaimed [8:42 PM]:
  Rofl. It happens. Im not really all that interested in that sort of thing anymore. Im just..."Eh."
  [8:42 PM]:  Not interested in relationships?
Chaos Reclaimed [8:43 PM]:
  Yah. Or any of it.

Chaos Reclaimed [8:44 PM]:
  Im fine with masturbation. I still orgasm, I can do it nearly whenever I want, And I dont have to worry about my hand being a dramariffic retard.
 
 
Current Mood: apathetic
Current Music: Sting-Desert rose
 
 
randazzle
09 December 2006 @ 03:01 am
BoneKlng [12:50 AM]: hey whats up
Chaos Reclaimed [12:51 AM]: Hello? Nngh. Who're you? And are you on aim? Getting this IM..? My BL is messing up. >.<
BoneKlng [12:51 AM]: Oh Hey sorry guy
BoneKlng [12:52 AM]: I run in etherscripts crew :-D new guy. they told me to spam you. why?
Chaos Reclaimed [12:52 AM]: They did? Oh. Im not suprised. Well, Go on? Im sort of used to it. I minimize the IM's and let them.
BoneKlng [12:53 AM]:

why do they hate you
BoneKlng [12:53 AM]:


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BoneKlng signed off at 12:54 AM


OH WOW. Look at how much effort im putting into this! HOW MUCH CONCERN I AM EXPRESSING!

Cruel world WHY DO THEY SPAM ME SO?! My heart bleeds and my soul weeps!
MY FINGERS CRAMP FROM THE EXERTION OF TYPING THESE VERY WORDS.

So dismayed am I, That(Wowlookanotherone) I use this emotefacethingy!!:

;.;
 
 
Current Mood: melancholy
 
 
randazzle
04 December 2006 @ 01:43 am
Varkonus [11:30 PM]: that isn't nice, faggot-ass.
Varkonus [11:30 PM]: I've decided you suck at life.
Varkonus [11:30 PM]: I've also decided you're a bitch.
Varkonus [11:31 PM]: I've also decided it took you too long to figure this shit out.
Varkonus [11:31 PM]: I've also decided that drano could prove useful to you.

Blood Red Canvas [11:26 PM]: I DONT CARE
Blood Red Canvas [11:26 PM]: I DONT CARE
Blood Red Canvas [11:26 PM]: I DONT CARE
Blood Red Canvas [11:26 PM]: I DONT CARE
Blood Red Canvas [11:26 PM]: I DONT CARE


Just bits. I imagine this might get my LJ spammed again, but they're actually so persistant at it that they MAKE more sns to bug us. XD Rav counted Five, I actually think its around seven.

Aha. As I post this, My Quizz was spammed. How predictable. I think I may actually be giving them some sort of point in life.

Great isnt it?
 
 
randazzle
03 December 2006 @ 11:23 pm
Holiday Get to Know You

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?


.....Eggnog

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
Santa doesnt exist.

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
Thats stupid.

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
Missles are nice.

5. When do you put your decorations out?
Decorations? You make me chuckle.

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?
I hate ham, And I dont like turkey much. The cranberry sauce, maybe.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child?
Dog gnawing on the tree lights.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
When I turned eight and grew logic.

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?

No.

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree?
I dont even have one.

11. Snow! Love it or Dread it?

Snow, much like this quiz, Sucks.

12. Can you ice skate?
Nope.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
No.

14. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you?

That they end so days can just be days again.

15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert?
Pie. Pie is nice.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
Dont have any.

17. What tops your tree?
Use your imagination.

18. Which do you prefer giving or receiving?
...Receiving.

19. What is your favorite Christmas Song?
That choir-y Dahdah-dah-dah one.
20. Candy Canes?
They get sharp.
 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Metallica-Enter the sandman
 
 
randazzle
28 November 2006 @ 06:26 am
 etherscript [2:08 AM]:  lol randy's crying again : (
etherscript [2:08 AM]:  really because to me it sounded like WAAAAAAAAAH
etherscript [2:08 AM]: 
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
etherscript [2:09 AM]:  WAAAAAAAAAH I ACCUSE PEOPLE OF HAVING PROSE EVEN THOUGH EVERY AUTHOR IN FICTION HISTORY USES IT
etherscript [2:09 AM]: 
he's got a bug up his bum about reccult claiming the violetdrop or something


See this person? Learn to hate them.

Why? Because they are indeed a soapdish. Now, dont get me wrong. They're pretty good at spinning a lot of really pretty words together all nicelike, I respect that. But, theres more to not-being-a-soapdish- than that, and sadly, they Phail without the F at all the other stuff..

Oh, SM, this is the one that thinks we all sit in 'glittering piles of shit' by the way, so you've SEEN the stupid. 

 
 
Current Mood: apathetic
Current Music: Ro backround music.
 
 
randazzle
26 November 2006 @ 05:06 pm
I know its been a little while since SM posted the "do you hate me" thing, but lets revisit it, shall we?

I WILL FUCKIN' TELL YOU IF I HATE YOU.


ILL TELL YOU HARDCORE. I PROMISE. IN FACT, ANYONE WHO EVER ASKS ME THAT QUESTION AGAIN, I WILL SERIOUSLY CONSIDER HATING.

ahem. Also, should you ask me that stupid, stupid question, Im just going to link you to this entry. And by the way, Im making a list, and adding every instance I get asked it to it. A liiisst, I will eventually post here on LJ.

And While Im at it? Dont ask me if im okay, just because im typing a little different, dammit. If theres something wrong with me I want you to know about, I'll tell you.

IN FACT, should you ever wonder if theres something im not telling you, DONT.

Because If I have not, Im not going to. Clear? I hope so.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: "in the shadows"- the rasmus
 
 
randazzle
29 April 2006 @ 06:39 am
LiveJournal Username
Do you read books?
Where do you want to travel to?
The charismatic detective:amoralized
The victim who had annoyed everyone:rachaelwynter
The victim diedby a gunshot to the face.
The insane killer:tigerphoenix
The one who swore revenge:jaded1967
The murder took place inthe kitchen.
In the end, the killerran off with the victim's significant other.
This Fun Quiz created by Laura at BlogQuiz.Net
Pisces Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Love is a battlefield.-Pat Benetar
 
 
randazzle
18 April 2006 @ 12:44 pm
I'm roomhopping, right? Well! I Chance upon this room called "The Corner Bar", decide to peek in. Its got three people in it. Said people?


SInjin Fai (And right HERE everyone knows its gonna go sour.)
Lethal In Black.  (Never heard of em.)
Red to Black.  ( Also. No clue.)

Anyway. I decide to lurk, perhaps toss in my wren. A post flicks by, no sex. That  means Im all clear, right? 

I get halfway through typing my post, and WHAM!

Booted.

Naturally, I am Confused, and seek to rectify this with the RO.  So naturally, I toss them an Im:


 Chaos Reclaimed [12:39 PM]:  Did I do something?
Lethal in Black signed off at 12:39 PM

Wham. I am blocked.
WHY? No apparant reason, we can only guess.

 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: James Blunt- Tears and rain
 
 
randazzle
15 April 2006 @ 12:59 pm
Hey people. Ive run into a few LIFE problems again, sooo..

I May be dissapearing for a little while. Hopefully no, But if I DO, Dont worry! I'll be back. Im an addict. XD

Ahem. Now, as this could be for a month or something.....:

Wren can basically Be NPC'ed with all the stuff he has goin' with kem. It'll eat a lot of his time.

Havoc'll dissapear. Ive got plaaans for that anyway. Muah hah hah hah.

Nemo..Uh. Well. No one cares. XD

Gavin? ^

I dunno what to do about Gale at all. Maybe he gets assigned to something individually for some odd reason. I'll have to work that out when Im back. Anyway,

Much loove
<3333
 
 
Current Mood: blank
 
 
randazzle
02 April 2006 @ 05:20 am
>)  
Love. My. New. Icon.

I command it.
 
 
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: She is my sin- nightwish. The irony!
 
 
randazzle
13 March 2006 @ 08:39 am
Ahaha )
 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: duvet- Boa
 
 
randazzle
11 March 2006 @ 07:51 am

Planet Randazzle

'Randazzle has done a lot for me. I just wish to Hell He'd stop spying on me in the shower.' (

Hubbard

Henson)

Religion In Randazzle's World

  • Randazzleist 37%
    (292,950,494 believers)
  • Bassettist 2%
    (15,835,161 believers)
  • Bromidicity 4%
    (31,670,323 believers)
  • Jaglessism 1%
    (7,917,580 believers)
  • Kevelsity 1%
    (7,917,580 believers)
  • Okaism 6%
    (47,505,485 believers)
  • Ragingist 8%
    (63,340,647 believers)
  • Reworksity 9%
    (71,258,228 believers)
  • Rotorsism 4%
    (31,670,323 believers)
  • Schemataist 20%
    (158,351,618 believers)
  • Sowensist 8%
    (63,340,647 believers)

Population : 791,758,092
World Ends : 3rd Oct 2011
Nuclear Capable : Guinea, Liechtenstein, New Zealand, Oman, Puerto Rico
Nuked Countries : Puerto Rico, New Zealand, Liechtenstein, Guinea

Randazzle's Wrath!!

  • 24th May 2007 is a tragic day in Hong Kong S.A.R.'s history as Creator of the known universe Randazzle thought it would be fun to take a grand slash in all of the countries main reservoirs.

  • On 30th Jul 2008 God made the startling revelation that 'pancakes are the very epitome of sin'.

  • 'Heretics and Heavens alike, suck on this!' proclaimed the Father as he began hurling bricks from high heaven!

The Anti-Randazzle

In the end the Anti-Randazzle proved to be an unlikely one in Iraq's Charissa Denton a 74-year-old woman.

The Saviour

In the beginning there was Randazzle. Randazzle hated everything and everyone. That is why He sent his half-wit son Eusebio Weems to attempt to save both our minds and our spirits through poorly-guided yoga lessons.

This is the End

Tired of trendie lefties calling the shots in public office Randazzle sent a meteor in the direction of Kuwait, destroying absolutely everything.

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randazzle
Tell Me!!!

1.Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. How have I affected you?

5. What do you think of me?

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?

7. How long do you think we will be friends?

8. Do you love me?

9. Do you have a crush on me?

10. Would you kiss me?

11. Would you hug me?

12. Physically, what stands out?

13. Emotionally, what stands out?

14. Do you wish I was cooler?

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

16. Give me a nickname, and explain why you gave it to me.

17. Am I lovable?

18. How long have you known me?

19. Describe me in one word.

20. What was your first impression?

21. Do you still think that way about me now?

22. What do you think my weakness is?

23. Do you think I'll get married?

24. What makes me happy?

25. What makes me sad?

26. What reminds you of me?

27. If you could give me anything, what would it be?

28. How well do you know me?

29. When's the last time you saw me?

30. Ever wanted to tell me something, but couldn't?

31. Do you think I could kill someone?

32. Have we ever had sex?

33. Do you miss me?

34. Do you think I miss you?

35. Are you going to put this on your LJ and see what I say about you?
 
 
Current Mood: curious
 
 
randazzle
07 March 2006 @ 05:42 am
Outcast Genius
78 % Nerd, 65% Geek, 56% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.

Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occassion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject).

Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius.

Congratulations!
 
 
Current Mood: crazy
Current Music: LiveEVIL-Nightmare- Oh god, J-pop. I AM A NERD/GEEK/DORK!
 
 
randazzle
04 March 2006 @ 06:46 pm
>.>  
Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All
( total)
Dating11.54%33.92%Gone steady
Self-Lovin'51.52%61.66%Master of your domain
Shamelessness74.19%77.87%It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive69.05%75.74%A fool for love, but not always
Straightness88.89%40.51%Just go fuck something, okay?
Gayness7.41%78.9%Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant86.67%87.37%Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive69.84%87.76%Bound and gagged a few times
Fucking Sick82.65%90.26%Refreshingly normal
Total Score65.02%74.38%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!


(By The Ferrett)
 
 
Current Mood: complacent
Current Music: Anthem part two-Blink 182
 
 
randazzle
01 March 2006 @ 03:50 am
But its great, huh? XD
 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: You spin me right round-Dope